mermaids and the moon
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queercakes:

dinobearthemighty:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

Found it.

I wanna do this sometime….

Weekend plans.

WHAAAAt

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“
I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.
”
— Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: atomiclanterns)

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misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

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ladyfabulous:

fridaphile:

ekimsal:

behindbobsburgers:

happinessinablog:

blessedunreliablenarrator:

cinemaissatanschurch:

Megan Mullally, Jenny Slate, Bill Hader, Max Greenfield, Ben Schwartz, Nick Offerman, Will Forte, Fred Armisen, Aziz Ansari, Wendy Schaal, Sarah Silverman, and Ken Jeong in Bob’s Burgers [FOX].

(Source: robstv)

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(Source: littlethoughtsandlittlewishes)

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m-ty: photogenicfelines: Pills (by blondiaux.amélie) I eat myselfz

m-ty:

photogenicfelines:

Pills (by blondiaux.amélie)

I eat myselfz

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d4rk-twistedfantasy: 355/366 by 220495 on Flickr.

d4rk-twistedfantasy:

355/366 by 220495 on Flickr.

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bebroom:

a woman’s body is not for you. if she wants to cover it she should feel free and safe in doing so. if she wants to expose it she should feel free and safe in doing so. it is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.

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nataliemeansnice:

emq:

Pre-Testosterone vs. One Year on Testosterone

(Mr. Emery Rose Quincy)

unf unf unf

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“
This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?
”
— Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit”   (via jececilia)

(Source: lunarynth)